Why Doing Triathlons is Cool

1.  You get to go out to the lake and get in the water and swim around, even if you don't have a boat.
2.  You get to ride on a bike out in the deserts of Arizona before the sun gets too hot to bake you.
3.  You get to run with friends and catch up on their lives and how their summer is going.
4.  You get to stop off at convenience stores for things like Paydays and not feel guilty about it.
5.  You get to eat big breakfasts and call it Recovery.
6.  You get to wear stretchy pants.


Allez!  Allez!  Allez!  Lance, we have a date next weekend.  See ya then!