No Excuses

Me with Sister Madonna, age 80

Sister Mary: "Hmmm, I'm not sure where I need to go to register."

Me: "Oh, you need to go straight through Registration to the Pro Tent."

SM: "Really? How did you know that?"

Me:  "Because I know who you are!"

Me:  "So Sister, what number Ironman is this for you?"

SM:  "Well, I've just about lost count.  I've started, I think, 45.  But I count the ones I don't finish, too."

You rock, Sister.  Good luck at Ironman Arizona this Sunday!